How to Know If You Have Too Much Time on Your Hands

I've been accused of having too much time on my hands. Since this is probably true, the least I can do is to provide instruction to the rest of you so that you'll know if this "malady" strikes you. Here's how to know if you have too much time on your hands:
You start seeing Martians.

Everything your pet does is entertaining.

Everything your spouse does is entertaining.

You find humor in pollen.

Trashcans make you feel nostalgic.

You become obsessed with hair.

Colors of yogurt matter.

You take photographs of price stickers, food, medicine, and thermometers.

And finally, you keep blogging as if your life depended on it, even when you have nothing worthwhile to say, because you're pretty sure that your sanity does depend on it.