Wednesday, October 15, 2008

What Happens When You Grow Up

I recently had a birthday, so I was thinking about how childhood is different from adulthood. Here are some realities about being an adult:

  • An adult often has to work on her birthday and lots of other days when she'd rather not.
  • Chocolate ice cream is less enjoyable when the number of calories and fat grams are known.
  • Birthdays generally do not involve clowns or goofy hats.
  • Summer vacation doesn't last for three months.
  • Household bills are real; Tinkerbell is not.
  • Bubble gum left on a bedpost overnight and then reused is bound to dislodge fillings.
  • Running through a lawn sprinkler in a swimsuit is no longer an appealing summer pastime.
  • A nap IS an appealing summer (or any season) pastime.
  • A loose tooth brings anticipation of a visit to the dentist instead of a visit from the tooth fairy.
  • Being married is sweeter, raising children is more joyful, and welcoming grandchilden is more precious than a child can imagine.

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