Woo hoo! Our cruise tickets have arrived. It's not exactly what I expected, this nice, blue embossed fabric wallet. It's filled with all sorts of information and two buttons. I'm not sure what the buttons signify, unless it's something like, "These people have never cruised before and are likely to wander around with bewildered facial expressions until they find some hapless crew member who will have to deal with their endless stupid questions." Identifying us will allow said crew members to disappear if they've already dealt with so many of our peers that they're about ready to throw themselves (or us) overboard.
There's also shore excursion information included. In the Bahamas, I thought we had an opportunity to visit a French Maggot and Butterfly Farm, but upon closer reading, I discovered that it is actually a French Marigot and Butterfly Farm. I don't know what a marigot is, but it has to be decidedly preferable to a maggot. We can kayak, ride horseback, bicycle, or parasail. (No, no, not likely, and not in a million years.) The glass-bottomed boat tour sounds good, as does the Floating Foam Mat. Float. I can do that.
There's also shore excursion information included. In the Bahamas, I thought we had an opportunity to visit a French Maggot and Butterfly Farm, but upon closer reading, I discovered that it is actually a French Marigot and Butterfly Farm. I don't know what a marigot is, but it has to be decidedly preferable to a maggot. We can kayak, ride horseback, bicycle, or parasail. (No, no, not likely, and not in a million years.) The glass-bottomed boat tour sounds good, as does the Floating Foam Mat. Float. I can do that.
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