Thoughtful Thursday

Seven questions to ponder... Feel free to post the answer(s).

1. If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?
2. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
3. If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?
4. Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them?
5. If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
6. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
7. If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?